The Procedural Safeguards are dusting off their briefcases and hitting the road for “The Unfunded Mandates Tour.” Get ready for an evening of red tape rock 'n' roll that'll leave you humming regulations and moshing to consent forms. Buckle up, buttercup, it's gonna be a doozy!

And speaking of prizes, we've got some stellar awards up for grabs:

• Best Disco Diva/Dude: Show us your best 70’s flair and moves!
• Funkiest Fashionista: Strut your stuff in the most authentic or outrageously retro 70's attire.
• Karaoke King/Queen: Belt out your favorite 70’s hits for a chance to reign supreme.
• Disco Fever Award: Who will keep the dance floor sizzling all night long?
• Bell Bottoms: Who's rocking those authentic bell bottoms like they were made for the stage?

Let's introduce the musical maestros behind The Procedural Safeguards:

• Dr. Mark Hoffman on Bass Guitar
• Brandon Langer shredding on Lead Guitar & Backup Vocals
• John Gordon laying down the rhythm on Acoustic Guitar
• Matthew Stem bringing the soul with Horns & Keyboard
• Dr. Demetrius Roberts keeping the beat on Drums
• And the incomparable Dr. Robert Scherrer taking center stage as Lead Vocals

Get ready to party like it's 1979! See you there!